Last night I took Rex to Petco to get his nails clipped, something I've done at least a hundred times in the 3 years we've had the mutt. They cut his nails and all I have to do is stand there and tell him he's a good boy and pay them 10 bucks. Totally worth it. So I take him, and the groomer's got this little Yorkie looking thing on the table. She tells me, no problem just give her 5 minutes or so. No problem, I say, we'll go walk around the store and come back. We walk out to the store, past a new display of collars and leashes, and Rex pulled me to a stop. To sniff I presume. I look down, and like an out of body experience, he lifts he leg as high as he can, and pees on a pillar in the center of the store. I looked around, thinking, this couldn't have just happened. There's no way Rex could have done this. Then the annoying cashier girl yells to me from 1oo feet away "There's paper towel and cleaner over there on the left." I can't believe he did that, I said. They all do, annoying cashier girl yelled. Not my dog! Not my Rex! Now, Penny, Penny does shit like that. Penny I would expect it from. But Rex? Not Rex. I was mortified to say the very least. I still am. And I just said to him, "Remember last night when you peed at Petco?" I swear he smirked at me. He's acting out. Its a cry for attention. He's learning bad habits from Penny. That must be it. Her devious ways are rubbing off on him. Cause Rex just would never do something like that.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
I should try to spend my time thinking about more important things
Does anyone else find it odd when you go into a woman's bathroom stall, after someone has just walked out, and the seat is up? What is that about? There's an aide here at school who is notorious for this and if it weren't for her two sons that attend our school, I'd seriously think she's a man in sheep's clothing. Humm.. Something to think about.
Does it bother anyone else when strands of their long hair fall out and get stuck to their shirt, tickling their arms in this now short sleeve weather. Many minutes of my day lately are spent looking for the rogue piece of hair that it taunting me, probably stuck to my back so I can't see it. I don't even want to think about how ridiculous I must look trying to locate said piece of hair. I picture it in my mind now and it reminds me of when Penny chases her tail, never quite able to catch it. I may need to evaluate why my hair is falling out in the first place.
Sorry for the lack of picture in this post. I am writing~ GASP~ from school!
Does it bother anyone else when strands of their long hair fall out and get stuck to their shirt, tickling their arms in this now short sleeve weather. Many minutes of my day lately are spent looking for the rogue piece of hair that it taunting me, probably stuck to my back so I can't see it. I don't even want to think about how ridiculous I must look trying to locate said piece of hair. I picture it in my mind now and it reminds me of when Penny chases her tail, never quite able to catch it. I may need to evaluate why my hair is falling out in the first place.
Sorry for the lack of picture in this post. I am writing~ GASP~ from school!
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thankful Thursday #11
I apologize for my absence.. It has been a weird, weird few weeks. I shall make up for my lack of posting by doing a double dose of Thankful Thursday. I know I've said it before, but I will be back with regular posts. Honest!!!
~I am so thankful there are only 10 days left of school. 10 days!!!
~I am so thankful for wonderful family who are there for each other at all the right times.
~I am thankful for my brother, who surprised us all by being able to hold it together all week.
~I am thankful for my sister, who says totally inappropriate things and totally inappropriate times.
~I am thankful for the guy in the lane next to my on I95 who was driving and brushing his teeth at the same time. I'm still trying to figure out where he spit the toothpaste.
~I am so thankful that my health insurance is so much better than I would have expected.
~I am so thankful for my furry babies and their ability to make me smile and just so happy, no matter what.
~I am so thankful for my husband. He's a good, good guy.
~I am thankful that I'm not the only one getting annoyed with Glee.
~I am thankful for hope. All kinds of hope.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Best. Birthday. Ever.
I love to sing, and I've always wanted to sing karaoke. I guess I wrote that somewhere in a previous blog post. Something along the lines of "before I die, I want to sing karaoke". And my dear friend, D read that, and actually remembered that, and decided to hold me to it. Not only that, but knowing that I've been feeling shitty, she contacted my dear friend E and got her to come in from Queens for the weekend. (A small feat I've been trying to accomplish for, oh, 14 years...) Add in my awesome friend T, and you've got karaoke birthday!! Was I scared to death? YES! Did I love it once I was up there? I really did!! Would I do it again? I really would!!
32 is going to be a great year. A great, great year. I just know it.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Thankful Thursday #10
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Thankful Thursday #9
~I'm thankful for the wonderful walk I just took, just me and my babies. The weather was beautiful, and everything felt right in the world for that 45 minutes.
~I'm thankful for the Cold Stone cake I ordered for Mother's Day. They have the best ice cream cakes.
~I'm thankful the chiropractor was able to squeeze me in on Saturday cause my neck is hurting something awful. Really, that guy'll do anything for a buck.
~I'm thankful for wonderful, supportive friends.
~I'm thankful that this week went by quickly and I hope next week does the same.
~I'm thankful for hope. All kinds of hope.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
But I've never seen Mama Mia
Gordo once told me that being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame holds no weight anymore. That they'll let anyone in. "Like ABBA" he said. "What do you mean? I like ABBA! I have them on my iPod." I responded. "They were one hit wonders. They had like one album." No, they had like five hits. At least. And without ABBA we wouldn't have things like this. Probably one of the funniest moments on The Office. They're singing back up from on the phone!! So freakin funny.
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